i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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