Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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