I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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