you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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