Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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