My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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