just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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