So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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