if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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