put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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