well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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