spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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