My boss' voice literally gives me gas
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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