I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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