I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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