I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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