he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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