Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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