do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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