Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
