don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I know her cup size but not her name....
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