if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
