Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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