I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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