Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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