This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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