Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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