after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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