I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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