fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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