You can't special order awesome
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
We had sex on a dog bed..
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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