no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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