So drunk its hurt
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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