it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Is Oprah even human
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
