Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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