Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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