Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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