I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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