Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You are a genius and a whore.
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