Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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