Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he thought i was a dude.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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