This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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