normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he shaved USA in his pubs
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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