There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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