I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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