if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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