Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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