all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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