That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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