You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Randomize
