Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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