are you still at the devil's house?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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