do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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