youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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