I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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