I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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