Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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